"Shit, trashbaby, half the people here aren't important enough to remake, but they're out there doing stealing, I don't know, their alternate's dentures or whatever." He belches, then scratches his balls.

"I already did mine. Took like an hour. I mean, it's pretty clear that you're, like, way less, uh, everything, than me, but come on. Get your ass out there, nab, hell what does other you like? I don't know. I stole some things from whats-his-horns with other-you in them."

He pulls some oversized polariods from out of his oversized cargo shorts (of course he's wearing cargo shorts), and then tosses them on a table in your general direction. "Take a look."