Crash landing is the only way to make an entrance.

[arrogantalloy]

Who: Tony Stark, and anyone who comes across him.
Where: Somewhere on the front lawns.
When: July 2
Rating: G most likely
Summary: Tony arrives.


[Tony remembers hitting the ground, he also remembers JARVIS trying to tell him something was interfering with the suit. Everything between these two events are hazy]

...JARVIS?

Sir?

Where are we? And how did something manage to down the suit without touching it?

I am unable to pin point our location, sir. There is no data on what caused the suit to fail. Apart from superficial scratches, it seems that the thrusters are currently offline.

Well fix it, JARVIS.

It seems to be wiring damage, there's nothing I can do, sir.

Good thing we're on the ground then.

[Tony sits up on his elbows and looks around the area, seeing a building not too far away, then he slowly gets up. Opening his mask and looking down at the scratches]

When we get back to the tower, I really need to work on a paint that's harder to scratch off.

Keeping focused on the priorities, like always, sir.

Just focus on finding out where we are, JARVIS.

It may take some time.

I don't care, do it.

At once, sir.

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

So this Wonderland is working with the theory of multiple universes. Hmm.

No, I'm going to really need that drink.

[He comes up to the closet and knocks on it, before glancing back at at Georgia]

This doesn't need a password or some special dance or anything does it?

[akapeanut]

...Just open it.

[arrogantalloy]

[With a sceptical look, Tony opened the door to find a glass with ice and a bottle of Glen Fiddick scotch next to it]

Hmm, well it isn't a perfect system...

[He ignores the glass in favour of just taking the bottle and comes back to the table and sits down. holding the bottle out to her]

If it was, it would have known I can't open the lid with these gloves, do you mind?

[akapeanut]

[She takes it and, after a short struggle, opens it and passes it back.]

I'm George, by the way.

[arrogantalloy]

[Tony takes a very long drink of the bottle before choosing to respond to her]

Tony. Good to meet you, George. You open a decent bottle of scotch.

[akapeanut]

[She blushes, then feels stupid for blushing because he wasn't even flirting that time.]

I wish I could be more convincing about this place. It really is just this fucked up.

[arrogantalloy]

[Tony shrugs vaguely before taking another drink]

I've been tossed out of a window of my own 100 storey building, by a guy who thinks he's a god, and fought ugly space aliens. So far, believing this isn't so hard.

[akapeanut]

...Okay, I can see that. Most people need to see it for themselves before they believe this place, even if they're form some, like, video game world or whatever the fuck.

[arrogantalloy]

Oh I didn't say I'm totally okay or at home with this place. And apart from having a start trek food replicator with a bit of Narnia flair to it, there's still not much to tell me I've fallen down a rabbit hole.

I'm just saying I've seen some weird things in my time.

[He takes another swig before offering her the bottle]

[akapeanut]

Right.

My home-world-thing wasn't nearly that weird. I mean, movies had all the stuff you're talking about, but not, you know, reality. I feel bad for the folks who've never seen a movie. I think that makes it all harder to adjust to.

[arrogantalloy]

[Tony watches Georgia for a moment]

No. your place was weird. I mean, you're talking to a guy in a robot suit without being too weirded out by it. Means you've seen enough weird things to make me seem alright.

Who wouldn't have seen movies? Are there even people like that here?

[akapeanut]

Or that I've been here way too long.

A few. I mean, there's a dude who claims to be Poland from the 15th century or something, so yeah, he probably couldn't have seen any movies until he came here.

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, also that. How long have you been here?

Claims to be Poland.... We'll that's new. Or possibly deranged. Either works really. Sounds like he'd be fun at a party though.

[akapeanut]

Heading towards a year and a half.

He's not the only one who's claimed that he's a country, though. Seems like an odd thing to make into a cult. Seems more likely they're just from a place where that's possible.

[arrogantalloy]

Nothing is too weird to be made into a cult. Believe me there.

Maybe he's just a mascot, with out the suit or baseball team to cheer for.

[akapeanut]

Maybe. Still, after a certain point it's just easier to believe people. Not like him thinking he's Poland is hurting anyone.

[arrogantalloy]

You say that now. But if he gets out the lyrca and starts demanding people obey him. It's going to become a bit of a problem.

But hey, maybe I'm just bringing 'my world' problems here.

[akapeanut]

Er. Yeah, maybe.

[...]

Alien Hitler?

[arrogantalloy]

Well... He was doing it in Germany. But no, just alien who thought he could be a bigger diva than me.

[akapeanut]

[She quirks her lips a little.]

I'm guessing you're a pretty big diva, then.

[arrogantalloy]

Well in my world, I'm the biggest name in green energy and there isn't much that exists that doesn't have my tech in in somewhere.

I even have a tower with my name on it.

So yeah. I've been known to be a Diva.

[akapeanut]

Wow. Impressive. That and the robot suit make you a lot more interesting than most of the people here, to be honest. When you get down to it we're just a bunch of freaks living in a house together. Real World: Wonderland.

[arrogantalloy]

A multidimensional big brother but with out the cameras? Do we get voted out?

[Tony takes another drink]

wow idk if that made any sense :T

[akapeanut]

Sometimes people go home, but they don't remember this place while they're gone. But if they come back within a week they'll have advanced on their personal timeline but still remember that they were here once they get back.

Re: wow idk if that made any sense :T

[arrogantalloy]

Done remember, huh? Well then at least I get to know that if I manage to figure out how to redesign everything here to work in my world. That I'll forget it all. There's a load off my mind.

[Gets the bottle about half empty by now]