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Who: Peacock/Patricia
bureaucracy_is_for_chumps & Kyle
learnedsomething, however it is open to anyone! Feel free to threadjack and catch them spying or wonder what these whippersnappers are up to!
Where: In the shrubbery near the Quidditch Pitch.
When: Just after lunch in the Hogwarts Dining Hall on June 14th.
Rating: G to PG because these are two kids not afraid of cussing.
Summary: Kyle andPeacock Patricia spy on the Slytherin Quidditch team practicing.
The Story:
Shit. Patricia couldn't help but feel kind of like a heel as she ran down the fields toward the Quidditch Pitch. She had made a deal with Kyle to meet up with him after lunch, but she had gotten herself a bit side-tracked... what with all her morning classes and dealing with the birds that were so eagerly being tugged along.
Avery, a little brighter than usual waddled behind her, and in her arms is the chicken that Professor Pinkie declared she had to keep on her at all times. Patricia secretly hoped she'd still be rainbow the next time she went to Divination class.
When she spots that Kyle is still there it earns a sound of relief and she slides down the hill and smacks him on the back--hard--with a grin.
"Sorry, got held up. They do anythin' interesting?" And out from her robes she produces a Treacle Tart, breaks it in half and offers it to the Ravenclaw.
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Where: In the shrubbery near the Quidditch Pitch.
When: Just after lunch in the Hogwarts Dining Hall on June 14th.
Rating: G to PG because these are two kids not afraid of cussing.
Summary: Kyle and
The Story:
Shit. Patricia couldn't help but feel kind of like a heel as she ran down the fields toward the Quidditch Pitch. She had made a deal with Kyle to meet up with him after lunch, but she had gotten herself a bit side-tracked... what with all her morning classes and dealing with the birds that were so eagerly being tugged along.
Avery, a little brighter than usual waddled behind her, and in her arms is the chicken that Professor Pinkie declared she had to keep on her at all times. Patricia secretly hoped she'd still be rainbow the next time she went to Divination class.
When she spots that Kyle is still there it earns a sound of relief and she slides down the hill and smacks him on the back--hard--with a grin.
"Sorry, got held up. They do anythin' interesting?" And out from her robes she produces a Treacle Tart, breaks it in half and offers it to the Ravenclaw.
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Instructing his Seeker to, you know, do stuff, Souji circles around and touches down nearby Patricia and Kyle. He crosses the few steps between him and them and stands with his broom over his shoulder like a bat. Despite the semi-threatening stance, his expression and tone are neutral.
"What are you doing?"
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"What do you think we're doing?" he retorts, pointing at the chicken. "We're doing research for Professor Pie. She thinks that chickens have fortune telling powers when it comes to flying. Right?"
He glances at Patricia, hoping she'll back him up and explain the project more clearly.
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But she holds Cluckles in all her rainbow glory up to Souji.
"But yeah. You want to take Cluckles up in the air with you, Mr. Seventh Year? Tell me if she acts any different? Apparently Professor Pie thinks Cluckles is the key to a butt load of fortune telling secrets."
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"Also, she's rainbow colored because of Charms class. Not freaky fortune powers from eating in the Mess Hall."
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For the love of all that is good in the world, please, please, please say no, dude, he silently prays.
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"What's the harm in getting him ready for a class he might wanna take next year, huh? Maybe he'll be better at it than me. What being the smart ass Ravenclaw he is. So unless you're gonna give Cluckles a better view of the scenery you better skedaddle. It ain't against the rules to study in the bushes."
Though it IS suspect and in a way they are cheating. Professor Beiste would probably not be too happy if she caught wind of it.
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Notice how his expression and posture and tone have changed not at all. Souji will deadpan you both into submission.
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He really hopes Souji doesn't actually ask Professor Pie about this. She loves any excuse to rip off his hat and make his afro burst out. He can visualise a detention of that happening over and over all too well.
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She grins up at Souji and bounces Cluckles on her knee. "We were being considerate and hiding out so that we wouldn't distract ya. Looks like you guys are having a hard enough time focusing as is. You should be thankful that I thought Slytherin could indirectly help with my homework."
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Hey, chickenbutt, did you catch that? This douche called you a boy. Kyle frowns at the chicken, willing her to go torment Souji like she'd tormented him. Go shit on his shoes or something useful.
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Patricia rolls her eyes. "I wanted her to get a good view of what to expect before she went flyin' with me. You wouldn't want to just get thrown into something you know nothing about, would you? Chickens got feelings too, you ass."
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"Depulso."
Luckily, chickens have wings, so she doesn't exactly get shot away from him like a cannonball.
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"What the fuck, dude? You can't manhandle teacher's pets! I mean, literally, a pet that belongs to a teacher. That you just blasted."
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Unfortunately, she's not as strong since she's just a third year.
"What the hell did you do that for?! You looking to start a fight?!"
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"Your chicken went somewhere over there." He nods in the general direction Cluckles flew off in. "You should probably get going."
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The chicken has had enough of Kyle's dickery and waddles over. He snatches it and screams.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!"
His hands are blistering where the chicken has touched them. Professor Pie wasn't lying about them burning people who hurt them. Luckily, Kyle is a chaser. And chasers are good at throwing and catching. Which asshole deserves a burning chicken to the face? The Slytherin douche, that's who. So Kyle throws the bird at his face.
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She jumps back to avoid the firey death-chicken, but her eyes shoot over to Souji. Hoping that he got hit with Cluckles: Spicy Style.
"I thought she was joking when she said she hexed them! Kyle, let me see your hands!"
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While Patricia goes to help Kyle and Cluckles singes the edges of his sleeves, Souji drops his broom and quickly uses a charm to get the chicken to stop being on fire. And to think he hadn't thought charms class today was worth the time.
So now Cluckles is a little frosty around the edges, but she's not on fire or hurt anymore.
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"Dude, tell me you know a charm for burns. Do you know how much time I spend in the hospital wing already? Too fucking much!"
He scowls at Souji and his lack of serious injury. Maybe Patricia's time could be better spent kicking his ass.
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"Shit, these look nasty." And her glare is pointed at Souji again, though she gives a nod in his direction in appreciation for taking care of Cluckles at least. "Think you could do that for his hands, 'senpai'?" She's only slightly poking fun at his strange Japanese language and not at all the fact that 'upper-classman' just sounded lame.
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"Hold your hands out."
As long as Kyle does so, Souji uses a charm to cool the burns and lower the swelling.
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He looks at the cause of all their problems - no, not the fact that they were spying, the chicken - and is pleased to see that it seems to be shivering a little.
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When the wounds are healed she gives Cluckles a soft stroke on her chilled feathers. "...Thanks, Souji." She murmurs, but the look she's giving him is pretty irritated.
"You should teach me that charm sometime."
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He goes to retrieve his broom. "Stop spying on my team. You already have enough of an advantage."
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Which sounds like it should be a euphemism for something, but Kyle can't think what.
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She really was starting to look and feel like a crazy bird lady.
"Come on, Kyle. Let's go introduce your stupid owl to Cluckles. See ya later, Souji."
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Souji collects his broom and goes to re-join his team's practice.