Hah! That's exactly what I've said to people. It ain't even that harsh- people choose to get cybernetic enhancements all the time. So what if you lose one normal eye- you can get a better one down the street if you feel like it.

[he thumps his little hands on the bar, still snickering.] Look, you leave that part to me, champ. I plan for everything and if anything goes kerflooey, I'll plan around it. I got a strategical brain that can't be bested when it comes to shit like this.