[At first, Fiddleford's attention seems to be entirely focused on the cup in his hands, before he finally speaks.]

It's hard to be prepared: the only way to guess what's happenin' is from one of those stranger residents that live here. [The true denizens of Wonderland] And these events seem to draw inspiration from the memories of people livin' here. One person's memory may of a pleasant winter vacation like this, another's may be of nightmarish horrors no one should ever have'ta experience.