"Would you? Lucky, you, then. You fall under the 'witches' category, and witches don't go Upstairs."

It isn't as if it's the first time he's told someone they're going to Hell. There's never any particular joy in that revelation - he doesn't go back to the place for a reason - but sending human souls there is part of his job, and guys like this one don't need any work at all.

"You'll be hanging out with the fallen party boys when you shuffle off your mortal coil."