He's in a good mood. He's been getting plenty customers and has been happily answering questions. He always gets questions, even back home, so he's very much used to it.

This isn't the first kid who's wandered up, but he's by far the most polite. Sans likes kids. He's not particularly good with them, but he likes them all the same. There's this notion that kids these days are coddled and easily frightened, due to growing up with no memory of what life was like before the Rising, but Sans has found that that's rarely actually the case.

Honestly, he's pretty sure that anyone who claims that they understand kids is mostly lying.

"Two bucks for anyone under fifteen."

He's hazarding a guess that this kid is younger than fifteen. With some kids, though, you really can't tell.

"Plus whatever toppings you want. Bacon-flavored bacon is an extra buck, though."