[She's officially carrying this movie night. This was supposed to be for her, and here she is getting all the work of being the relative life of the party. Jesus. Jesus christ. This was a terrible idea. He is so sorry, Clem.]
[He starts shoveling popcorn into a couple extremely large, extremely deep bins. This isn't what's recommended for a ketogenic diet - so sue him.]
[Two red-and-white striped popcorn buckets should be enough to start with, he's pretty sure, and he settles them down at the front row of seats.]
I think we're set for the opening titles at least.
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[He starts shoveling popcorn into a couple extremely large, extremely deep bins. This isn't what's recommended for a ketogenic diet - so sue him.]
[Two red-and-white striped popcorn buckets should be enough to start with, he's pretty sure, and he settles them down at the front row of seats.]
I think we're set for the opening titles at least.