[She tries not to meet his eyes, but then she does, and... it all tumbles out.]

He's this weird triangle monster from some other dimension that's been bothering my family all because my Grunkle Ford made a deal with him, like, thirty years ago. And one time, he possessed my brother, and then another time he tricked me into starting the apocalypse, and he trapped me in a bubble that was my wildest fantasy, except it kept me from embracing reality. But then my brother got me out, and we built this giant robot out of the Mystery Shack, and went to face him down, but it didn't work, and we all got captured, and we had to trap Bill in Grunkle Stan's mind and erase his memories with a mind-erase-y gun made by an old hillbilly that was married to a raccoon... Though he made it before he became a crazy hillbilly married to a raccoon, I guess.

[she pauses to take a breath. is it over? surely it's over.

oh nope.] And now Bill is in Wonderland still doing stuff, and I got stuck in an event with him once, and we worked really well together, and it still freaks me out.

[She claps both hands over her mouth. Oh strawberries, that was a bad one.]