Oh, Malachite was dramatic, but it still didn't mess me up anywhere near as badly.

[Okay, NOW this is all kinds of wrong. Lapis looks utterly disgusted as soon as the words are out of her mouth -- on the bright side, with one thing and another, the actual content of what they're both saying takes a backseat to the fact that they're completely beyond control.]

What is happening here? You blurting out stupid things is at least normal, but this is just bizarre coming from me.