[Listen buddy, if you're waiting for Alphys of all people to make a move, thats's certainly not happening.]

I WANTED TO KISS YOU WHEN YOU SHOWED UP BUT I KNEW YOU DIDN'T KNOW SO I COULDN'T JUST DO THAT!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU EVER WANT TO KISS ME THAT'S T-TOTALLY AMAZING AND WE SHOULD DO IT.

[And yet. She's still just sitting there. Entirely terrified.]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW, BUT I CAN'T STOP YELLING AND I'M KIND OF TERRIFIED STILL??