[Ford outright laughs at that.] I did get into a fistfight with him in my first year. He and I are too much alike and I can't stand it. [Uh. That last part... Mmmm...

Ford clears his throat. At least there's levity being had. That's a good sign.]

And fortunately for everyone, Bill is gone. He's gone for good. I checked in his room and it was empty. I know it was his room because last Christmas I put a stale fruitcake in it and drew a summoning sign on the wall.

[............yes.] When I checked, I realized he was gone, and I broke down and sobbed with relief.

[Oh for fuck's sake--!]