...honestly, your story would be a lot less weird if your evening activities were a little more grosser.

[At least that would make sense. Teenager with a camera and too much time on his hands. Gross, not something she'd want to hear about in detail, but pretty normal. Not many kids were going out and snapping pictures of Batman and Robin both in and out of costume for no other reason than to amass a private collection. He wasn't even publishing them, and that was guaranteed killer ratings. Or front page above the fold, since blogging isn't as big a thing in his world yet.]

So why did you do it? No collection can possibly be completely secure. That's why Shaun and I were careful never to write down anything about our feelings for each other, even in our private shared journal.

[...yeah, she wasn't planning on adding that last part. Great.]