[If not for Wonderland forcing the truth out of her, she would have NO ability to say anything at this point. Already, she sputters a bit before she can make any coherent thought.]

Yeah, I mean, you-- you sent me a letter, but got Frisk to deliver it, and I thought it was them so we w-went on a date and you found us! And then I had to tell you I was lying about anime being real and human history and all sorts of stuff!

[FUCK. Alphys immediately looks mortified.]

Oh g-god I'msosorry.