Tom and Elizabeth's divorce was fairly clean cut. I did leave him handcuffed to a chair in her living room after she found out he'd been lying to her for their entire marriage. She made the mistake of breaking his thumb.

[Tom and Elizabeth were suited to each other more than either of them or Red would care to admit.]

Oh, don't be. I've managed to evade them for decades. I've often joked that Donald would slip on a banana peel on more than one occasion. I'm surprised it hasn't actually happened.