_{[Yum yum, that free sandwich's gonna taste real good...]}

That is real advice! "Don't be an ass clown." That's the realest advice you're ever gonna get in life!

_{[And he should know, he gets it a lot. And you know what? Most of the time it's sound.]}

I don't just mean writin' the network a strongly worded letter. The point is confrontin' yourself. These blackout rages you get into ain't some mystery--they come from you and you can control 'em. If it takes a doc to get you there, then fine, phantom therapy it is.

That's what I'm after.

_{[Wow, it's almost like they have the same goal here. Shocking...]}