Traffic. You would not believe the daily commute.

[Expecting a straight answer from this smug asshole is like asking a cop not to shoot first. It's just not in his nature.]

Who's got time to play "Red Light, Green Light" every time they feel like seeing what's so goddamned great about the other side? Good enough for the chicken, maybe, but... [he shrugs meaningfully.] What can I say? You guys just aren't interesting enough for most of us.