[He wasn't expecting the laugh, but, yeah, he probably deserved it. Good thing he never thought of himself as a suave player or anything. ]

Ma'am, you come to America and you'll find a whole goddam world of bacon wrapped foods. It's our national heritage.

[The British have tea and class and sexy accents. America has...deep fried bacon snickers bars. Fair trade. ]

Ladies [That's the term he's sticking with. He's committed to it, now.] kind of civilize a place.