I wear it because I have no choice, unlike you. [He smirks and his tone is only pretending at chiding him.] In fact, I made sure to be extra polished every day to ensure your unshaven inclinations.

[...and maybe he just likes wearing the uniform and looking sharp. It makes him feel more secure. Uniforms are good for things like that.]

Personally, I think you look very fine and you're sure to attract the attention of some of the ladies here.