"Seth, you're talking to someone who hosts horror film festivals. Where on earth did you expect my mind to go when you mentioned the magic closets making 'mistakes'? Of course I pictured dreadful chimeras." It's both a great relief and a small disappointment that she was wrong.

But she'll stay far away from that bear, thanks. "Alligators can't turn. Only mammals. Shaun and Becks once shot a zombie grizzly bear. I'll avoid the tunnels, don't worry."