Oh, that's easy. We eat other people's food and make grand, important gestures to let everyone know how much better we are than everyone else.

[He will throw all that subtle shade at the Crownsguard. He bets that's what they were doing during at the party that night the Nein broke into that mansion.]

So basically we're here to suck the fun out of everything. It's maddening. We are awful people to invite to society functions that are just going to turn into backstabbing political upheavals.