Woods

[On this particular excursion, we will give Jay this much credit: the bird he's come across is a wader, though she's nowhere near tall enough to be even an ordinary crane. This cute little sandpiper is a semi-recent transfer student, and therefore has as much business being out here as he does, really. Woodlands are public property. There's nothing suspicious about that. If anything is wrong with this picture, in fact, it's the part about barging in on someone who was trying to spend some time alone.

So, anyway, Jay finds this girl out in the woods in the middle of the night with a shovel, staring at him in the dark like HE'S the asshole.]

Don't you knock?

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