[ Ohhhh, cereal! As soon as he picks up a bowl, he takes a huge spoonful and chews.

And that's it, he just chews. There's a mild look of surprise, and after clearing his throat, he pushes the cereal around with this spoon before taking another bite, finally ready to critique it - loudly. ]

I'm all for booze and cereal, but if you're gonna do it, don't let it sit?! It's all soggy and I don't have the full effect. I want to be drunk and happy first thing in the morning, not drunk and mildly depressed because my cornflakes are mash.