mollymocked: (⚔ forget the cage)
wildemount would not let him die. ([personal profile] mollymocked) wrote in [community profile] entrancelogs 2018-08-16 04:30 am (UTC)

[Guess who pretty much came out of that first-day-in-wonderland-sexcapade feeling a little like Tony Stark when Gamora banged him?

This tiefling.

Needless to say, there has been no writing or calling on either side of this for different reasons. Molly is content to let his world be rocked so thoroughly that he can't verbalize it and never say boo about it ever again, but, unfortunately, Wonderland is very small and the smell of alcohol is very enticing.

Which is why he's paying more attention to that than the person nearby.]
I'm usually a fan of getting buzzed during breakfast, but I don't think the texture's doing the liquor any favors. [Yeah, he was here for the vodka, not the cereal. They don't have cereal in Exandria.

He looks up to see who might be responsible for this monstrosity and sees... Maze. And all 12 chrarisma worth of him shrivels up and dies.]
Hello there. Lovely to see you again. Is this your monstrosity?

[He points to the bowl of cereal which he is... still kind of eating. Now it's more to get through this conversation without tripping over himself than because he enjoys it.]

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