[In the Teen Center, there is a pony Said pony is wearing a pink sweater and bears a shooting star cutie mark on her flank. She has her thick, curly brown mane tied back and she is currently killing it on a DDR machine, which was definitely not meant for ponies, but ask her if she cares.
She finishes her set with a flawless victory and pants, patting the machine with a hoof.] Oh, you beautiful machine. You give random dance parties for no reason so much meaning.
[She glances behind her and notices she's not alone and waves. This is normal. Mabel is always a pony.] Oh hey! What's up?
𝐢𝐢. 𝐚 𝐤𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥
[Have you ever seen a pony attempt to knit?
Well, congratulations, because if you find Mabel parked in a chair in the theater watching something cheesy on the big screen, you will see that she's currently struggling to use her hoofs to maneuver her knitting needles. On the TV, there's a sweet love song between the male lead and the female lead, and while normally she'd be enraptured by this, she's entirely focused on how annoyed she is. Her face is starting to turn red and eventually the ball of yarn slips off the chair and she throws the useless knitting needles to the ground.] Darn! Poop! Darn! Heck. Why is this happening?
MABEL PINES | ota
[In the Teen Center, there is a pony Said pony is wearing a pink sweater and bears a shooting star cutie mark on her flank. She has her thick, curly brown mane tied back and she is currently killing it on a DDR machine, which was definitely not meant for ponies, but ask her if she cares.
She finishes her set with a flawless victory and pants, patting the machine with a hoof.] Oh, you beautiful machine. You give random dance parties for no reason so much meaning.
[She glances behind her and notices she's not alone and waves. This is normal. Mabel is always a pony.] Oh hey! What's up?
𝐢𝐢. 𝐚 𝐤𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥
[Have you ever seen a pony attempt to knit?
Well, congratulations, because if you find Mabel parked in a chair in the theater watching something cheesy on the big screen, you will see that she's currently struggling to use her hoofs to maneuver her knitting needles. On the TV, there's a sweet love song between the male lead and the female lead, and while normally she'd be enraptured by this, she's entirely focused on how annoyed she is. Her face is starting to turn red and eventually the ball of yarn slips off the chair and she throws the useless knitting needles to the ground.] Darn! Poop! Darn! Heck. Why is this happening?
[She stares pathetically down at her hooves.]
𝐢𝐢𝐢. 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃
[other pony shenanigans.]