Yep. Especially since I was lying about the dancing zombies too. It's called sarcasm, have you heard of it?

[He narrows his eyes at those thumbs... But he stops narrowing them when Louis asks if this is an event.]

What, this? Noooo... If this was an event, some weird version of an Alice in Wonderland character would have posted vague hints to the Network days ago. I have no idea what this is.