[Stan's come to expect something stupid around this time of year in Wonderland - it's like clockwork every time. The sudden influx of people is a new one though and as soon as Stan puts two and two together he's making every excuse he can to go wandering around mansion. He doesn't open the Mystery Room, but he hits the kitchen on three separate occasions. He braves the snow outside, so he can see if anyone's lurking on the Stan O"War II. He even ducks his head into rooms he's almost never in, like the music room, and if anyone inside give him a look he says "What?! Can't a guy snoop around this dump?!"
He won't admit to looking for anyone, and he definitely isn't about to get his hopes up. But there's nothing wrong with scoping out the place and seeing who turned up, right? He remembers the last time a ton of people turned up. He even met himself as a goblin! Anyone could be here!
...So, alright. Maybe his hopes are a little bit up. They're up just enough that he's going to feel stupid if he doesn't come across anyone familiar.]
December 15th - The Mystery Room!
[It's been a couple days since his shop was open to the public, because he's been spending most of it with certain people who turned up in Wonderland, but it's about time he took advantage of the sudden crowd. It can get boring trying to sell the same things to the same crowd, especially in a world without an economy. He hasn't exactly had time to make something new in the last few days, but he's got new suckers around and none of those visions have hit this particular room yet.
Once he's collected his "payment" (payment being a very abstract word here for "anything anyone feels like giving him" whether it's a joke or a trinket or some other thing), he gathers his first tour group of the day by the trap door that leads to the museum below.]
Step right up! Right through this trap door lies wonders that Wonderland could only dream of! Creatures you could never even imagine! Befuddlements no one's ever befuddled, right below our feet!
[He bangs his 8-ball cane on the ground twice for emphasis and grins.]
So, who's first?
[With a flourish, Stan uses the cane to flip open the door...only to be met with a breeze that almost takes the fez right off his head. He looks down and is hit with vertigo. Through the door seems to be a ten story drop to the snowy grounds outside - a drop that would kill any normal person.
So, he slams the trap door shut as hard as he can.]
Uh... Just kidding! Tour's canceled! No refunds! Everybody out!
[And he proceeds to try and shoo the entire crowd out of the gift shop.]
STAN PINES - REAL SIDE
[Stan's come to expect something stupid around this time of year in Wonderland - it's like clockwork every time. The sudden influx of people is a new one though and as soon as Stan puts two and two together he's making every excuse he can to go wandering around mansion. He doesn't open the Mystery Room, but he hits the kitchen on three separate occasions. He braves the snow outside, so he can see if anyone's lurking on the Stan O"War II. He even ducks his head into rooms he's almost never in, like the music room, and if anyone inside give him a look he says "What?! Can't a guy snoop around this dump?!"
He won't admit to looking for anyone, and he definitely isn't about to get his hopes up. But there's nothing wrong with scoping out the place and seeing who turned up, right? He remembers the last time a ton of people turned up. He even met himself as a goblin! Anyone could be here!
...So, alright. Maybe his hopes are a little bit up. They're up just enough that he's going to feel stupid if he doesn't come across anyone familiar.]
December 15th - The Mystery Room!
[It's been a couple days since his shop was open to the public, because he's been spending most of it with certain people who turned up in Wonderland, but it's about time he took advantage of the sudden crowd. It can get boring trying to sell the same things to the same crowd, especially in a world without an economy. He hasn't exactly had time to make something new in the last few days, but he's got new suckers around and none of those visions have hit this particular room yet.
Once he's collected his "payment" (payment being a very abstract word here for "anything anyone feels like giving him" whether it's a joke or a trinket or some other thing), he gathers his first tour group of the day by the trap door that leads to the museum below.]
Step right up! Right through this trap door lies wonders that Wonderland could only dream of! Creatures you could never even imagine! Befuddlements no one's ever befuddled, right below our feet!
[He bangs his 8-ball cane on the ground twice for emphasis and grins.]
So, who's first?
[With a flourish, Stan uses the cane to flip open the door...only to be met with a breeze that almost takes the fez right off his head. He looks down and is hit with vertigo. Through the door seems to be a ten story drop to the snowy grounds outside - a drop that would kill any normal person.
So, he slams the trap door shut as hard as he can.]
Uh... Just kidding! Tour's canceled! No refunds! Everybody out!
[And he proceeds to try and shoo the entire crowd out of the gift shop.]
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