[Wouldn't've called that one, says the guy who took a shot at Wonderland in the first place. Maybe he's surprised somebody who lived here would be as unsettled by the whole mess as he is.]
[Or maybe he's lying.]
God. [He kneads at his forehead, screwing his eyes shut.] Imagine the worst--Like, imagine having to...fight some...stupid "personification" of your "dark side" or whatever, and then when you've got third degree burns and your rib's broken and whatever else it decides to do to you, this place just...drops you back in your room like nothing happened. Maybe gives you some free pizza.
But it's not even over then, 'cause every time you walk in front of a mirror something's watching you. Sometimes, just for fun, it decides to impersonate somebody you--impersonate somebody else. Sometimes it just tries to kill you--you never know.
[Jay shrugs, a jerky, exaggerated motion, as exasperated as the rest of him.]
And it's not like you can leave, 'cause walking in any direction kills you eventually.
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[Or maybe he's lying.]
God. [He kneads at his forehead, screwing his eyes shut.] Imagine the worst--Like, imagine having to...fight some...stupid "personification" of your "dark side" or whatever, and then when you've got third degree burns and your rib's broken and whatever else it decides to do to you, this place just...drops you back in your room like nothing happened. Maybe gives you some free pizza.
But it's not even over then, 'cause every time you walk in front of a mirror something's watching you. Sometimes, just for fun, it decides to impersonate somebody you--impersonate somebody else. Sometimes it just tries to kill you--you never know.
[Jay shrugs, a jerky, exaggerated motion, as exasperated as the rest of him.]
And it's not like you can leave, 'cause walking in any direction kills you eventually.