Ew, seriously? The Pet Shop Boys covered it? [He makes such a face.] Ugh, I can only imagine. Who let them keep putting out covers after they totally mangled Always on My Mind? I'm pretty sure their version of that song counts as a crime against music.

[That song did not deserve the treatment it got at all. Mention of MCR doesn't spark any recognition at all in Wirt though - he just looks a little puzzled.]

I...don't think I've heard that one? The Black Parade? [He thinks some more, but he's drawing a blank so he moves on.] You're probably right though. People don't want to hear that their favorite music isn't as original as they think it is, because then they might actually start to think about their music and realize that Duran Duran is incredibly overrated.