Oh my gosh. That might be the worst thing I've ever heard, and I already had someone tell me that Duran Duran are technically still together.

[He had his heart snapped in half that day. Why do bad bands get to stay together forever when good brands have to break up?]

Oh, huh. They sound like they would be a full-on rock band, with a name like that. You know, "sex, drugs, and rock and roll" and all that jazz.

[It's literally all of that rolled up into a different, better-sounding phrase.]