"I spent most of it drunk and eating pizza in a hot tub shaped like a champagne glass."

It's probably the best event she's had in a while. She actually rather enjoyed it. No one bothered her, no one died, and she got to turn her brain off for a little while. And the pizza was rather delicious.

She also really, really tries to clamp down on the fact that she's got a dirty mind all the time when it comes to talking to Steve because as much as she may enjoy making him blush, she doesn't want to make him uncomfortable. But right now, in this moment? She can't resist.

"At least tell me you had someone to appreciate the fact that you were showing off your assets."

Look. It's not her fault you have the perfect nacho shaped torso, Steve. Those were choices you made.