She detects his horror and thinks it's funny. "Okay no, we have a libray, calm down." Admittedly it's probably the best thing on this side; there's not much of anywhere else to turn for entertainment. Anyway, she checks each item off on her fingers. "Let's see. I think there's a kitchen, but that's not really my thing. We didn't have a ballroom, but... well, you could say the new management put one in. But outside the mansion? There's sooo much less. It just stops! Not to mention the whole color problem."