[His face falls a little at the direct mention of the Real Wirt being a good friend. Really? Seriously? How can anyone honestly think that?

He decides to just not comment on it though, and skips to the question, with a polite shrug.]

Actually, I don't think we've met! I get where you're coming from, but it's not really like that. We're different people than our Reals, so we would make different friends.