I don't think it's that. I think Wonderland just likes to play with us outside of events sometimes.

[Speaking from experience? Maybe.]

It once refused to give me nothing but a pair of pants that only went down to [He estimates about an inch below his ass with an exasperated look.] here.

[He did not wear the booty shorts.]

Think of it this way. If he hates it, it's more reason to tear it off you.