I caaaaaan. [Mabel sing-songs from the kitchen, because of course she can. She returns with something that looks like Hi-C Ecto Cooler that is probably offensive to Wirt's eyes. The juice box seems to suggest it has trace amounts of smile dip. It does not belong in their fridge. It belongs in Mabel's.] Oh man, you guys! I thought they stopped making this. I'm seriously gonna be crashing here when Gustav needs some alone time. It's like this place just wants me to come over and learn everything about you two lovebirds.

[This is the Bad Place.]