[There are many things that Louis expected he'd experience today. He knew he'd fall asleep in math class. He knew he'd eat a horrendous amount of food at lunch.
He did not know he'd have a sousaphone thrown at his head. He absolutely did not know that.
Luckily, Dipper is a weeny and also much shorter than Louis- so at least the Sousaphone bounces harmlessly off his chest. It does distract Louis enough for Dipper to make his breakaway. ]
Dude, what the fuck?
[He'll pick up the Sousaphone, calling after Dipper.]
Okay dude, be that way, but I'm taking your freaky ass instrument.
[He won't. He'll put it nice and safe in the music room.]
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He did not know he'd have a sousaphone thrown at his head. He absolutely did not know that.
Luckily, Dipper is a weeny and also much shorter than Louis- so at least the Sousaphone bounces harmlessly off his chest. It does distract Louis enough for Dipper to make his breakaway. ]
Dude, what the fuck?
[He'll pick up the Sousaphone, calling after Dipper.]
Okay dude, be that way, but I'm taking your freaky ass instrument.
[He won't. He'll put it nice and safe in the music room.]