Russia has often thought the same question. Oh, he'd looked for Wonderland, but either the nation is extremely good at avoiding him or--and this is a notion he started considering only after several events--there is no nation of Wonderland. There are citizens, a ruler, and a vicious army, but as far as he can tell, no actual country.

Whether that will make annexation easier or harder, he'll find out in time.

He moves over to the fridge and removes (you guessed it) another bottle of vodka. "Ah, I'm thinking Kiev chicken and grechka."