http://sunflowersunday.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sunflowersunday.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] entrancelogs2009-09-12 02:05 am

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Who: Russia and Prussia
Where: EVERYWHERE idk, the random room next to Prussia and Germany that Russia is staying in
When: Shortly after the Hungary plague had ended
Rating: I DON'T KNOW
Summary: DEADLIEST WARRIOR IRA VS TALIBAN why do I have to be Taliban goddamn it
the Story:

Russia woke up not looking for a fight. In fact, the thought of fighting hadn't even crossed his mind as he blinked awake, squinted at his empty bottle of vodka in his hand, and fished out a flask from his coat. His head was pounding--not due to the vodka, of course, vodka is his fuel. No, it had something to do with the assortment of antifreeze, shoe polish, cologne, and other products that should never be consumed. And yet, even with the headache, he could still taste burgers in his mouth.

It would be so very satisfying when Wonderland was his. Such horrors would never take place again.

As he finished off his flask, he shifted into a more comfortable position. His rocket launcher was poking into his side, tucked snuggly under his overly large coat. Now, most may be wondering, why does he have a rocket launcher (and an assault rifle, and a bayonet) hidden in his coat? The better question is why wouldn't he. That's how Russia rolls. Also, so I don't have to double check the creation dates of all of these weapons and potentially invalidate this entire fight: he acquired them through a very convenient plot hole known as the closets. Yes. The previous night, as he stumbled drunkenly into the room that's not really his but may as well be, he fell against the closet door, which then popped open and presented him with these wonderful weapons. He then passed out halfway on the bed.

Because the Spetsnaz is reserved for another day, Russia will be representing the Taliban in this fight. Apparently Wonderland watches Deadliest Warrior too.

Really, Russia just wanted to forget about the last event. But maybe a fight would be just the trick.

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