If Kurt thought that Santana was possibly lying just to be a bitch, the way she was now snickering probably didn't help. But it was just because Kurt's obvious annoyance was so funny.

"See the guy over...there?" She pointed right at the guy, who was definitely good-looking, if not weirdly intense. She wasn't subtle in her pointing, mainly because the guy was so focused on Dean that he probably wouldn't have noticed if the crocodile started eating his foot. "Look at him."

She nudged Kurt with her elbow. "Hey, maybe he's not totally gay, though. Maybe he's bi, and I can distract him long enough for you to jump your luvah."

Yes, the misspelling was clear in her tone.