Oh my God, you couldn't have lost him any more thoroughly if you'd blindfolded him in a labrynth. Esdie cards and tranferring cameras to mysterious things and whaaaaat.

He considers asking for a deeper explanation, then decides that he's too drunk to absorb it.

"I've read a little of that sort of thing." But the books covered two centuries' worth of technology, and focused on communication rather than recording. He could tell you what a webcam is, given a little time to remember, but he's not so up to scratch on GoPro wearable HD camcorders.