Look at this face. Does this face look like it knows how many it's had?

To Daniel's credit, he does attempt this monumental counting puzzle. But that just ends in him dissolving into more laughter at a joke which he thought of but didn't quite get around to saying.

No, wait, here it comes: "Schoolmaster, may I count on" (garbled; laughing too much) "toes as well as f" (garbled; laughing too much).