8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Time Traveller

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Who: John, Dave, Terezi, Bro, Vriska, aaaand anybody else they think to tell!
Where: Various places around the mansion (probably people's rooms to start)
When: Backdated to Saturday afternoon
Rating: Q for Quest
Summary: John and Dave are doing it all over the mansion so they figure they should tell the important people in their lives before they burn the image into their retinas by accident.
The Story:

John and Dave are a great match! Probably! In all honesty, John probably doesn't know what he's getting into, guy stuff or not. Because along with dating Dave comes an obstacle course of siblings and friends and wow, John might just die. Of embarrassment.

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BRO

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John was super nervous for Bro, despite the apparently approval-laden book about dating Striders he got him as a Christmas present. Of course, it did have a lot to do with the whole...crush thing. That one time.

Ugh.

But in all honesty it was probably worse on Dave. The poor guy was worried he was going to get rejected! John just wished he could tell him what he knew about Bro, but...

Oh well. At least he brought some puppet-sized condoms as an offering. Hopefully that wouldn't make things terribly awkward.

Standing outside the door to Bro's room, John glanced at Dave, smiling weakly.

"Ready?"

VRISKA

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John had to visit Vriska alone. He knew she'd be upset that she didn't know the instant he had feelings about Dave at all, but there was no way he could've talked about this before it was an actual thing. He just wished he could explain why being gay was so scary for a kid like him.

He wondered if there was any sort of troll equivalent. Maybe pacifism was something you had to come out of the closet for?

In any case, he was kind of doomed to have to put out some Vriska-fires no matter what he did, so hopefully arriving at her door with a bouquet of cerulean flowers (http://images.betterphoto.com/0748/0711270139341img_0628_.jpg) would help.

TEREZI

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Of the three, John was most convinced that Terezi would be the weirdest about it. He could at least sort of predict Bro and Vriska's reactions (teasing and anger, respectively) but with Terezi...

Dave said something about quests?

Ugh. Well, at least she made it easier when it came to gifts. A giant bag of skittles would make her happy, he knew that much.

John knocked, hoping to God that Terezi wasn't gonna make him do something weird to Dave in front of her to "prove his love" or something. He glanced at Dave, blushing vaguely at the thought of it.

ROSE

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John was not looking forward to being psychoanalyzed. Sure, that meant she approved and all, but he seriously figured most of the pipe's he dreamed about were his dad's and not--

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.

He shook his head, trying to remove that horrible etch-a-sketch from his brain. Ugh.

At least Dave was probably going to get the brunt of this (John thought and then immediately felt terrible for thinking). He knocked, flushed pink and hoping Rose wouldn't just KNOW or something like Terezi. Stupid seer powers.