"Ugh, are you even listening?" Kyle tugs on his hat in frustration. "Professor Pie thinks that this bird will be able to tell the outcomes of Quidditch matches. How are we going to train the chicken to predict the Quidditch future if it doesn't know what Quidditch is? Birds don't come with that info built in, you know!"

He really hopes Souji doesn't actually ask Professor Pie about this. She loves any excuse to rip off his hat and make his afro burst out. He can visualise a detention of that happening over and over all too well.