[Tony just gives him a look]

We needed an agent we all knew to dis and someone's brother attempting to rule the world for just eight of us to try and get along. I don't care how charming you or Cap are, people aren't just going to join us in a rebellion against a force that spontaneously yanked us out of our own universe and trapped us in some kind of Lewis Carrolian Big Brother.

[Grabs the scotch from Thor's hand and works on unscrewing it]

Well this will do me.