"I don't, but I'll take what I can get. I much prefer darker features." He says this right in front of her, because she's not real, anyway, though she does look offended. Oh, well.

"You're more my type than she is, but that's all very... bad fanfiction, isn't it?" He's well-aware that D'Artagnan will have no clue what that means and he has no intent of explaining it, either. Everyone can use a bit of confusion it their lives. Well, everyone who isn't Crowley. Gives him the upper hand.

"Sam and Bill? I don't see it."