That's...a rather odd thing for him to say, actually, and whether or not he intends to make a pass at D'Artagnan, the boy still blushes faintly, and doesn't address the comment. And the one about "bad-fanfiction", whatever that is.

"Sam and Bill?" Oh , of course he'd be stuck being Sam, the one no one likes. He sighs. "Be nice to her, at least. She reminds me of someone I knew once."