Death really wants to murder Dean right now. He certainly does have that ridiculous thing that these protozoans called charm practically oozing off of him if that audience if anything to speak of. He narrows his eyes at Dean before that really fake smile briefly ghosts over his face. As he smiles very little, it is quite unpleasant.
"Always annoyingly clever, Dean. Big daddy is going to pick out a special card just for you."
The audience cheers in response, some whispering excitedly. If this is Death's show then everybody knows how irritable he is right now. Dean being here is just the icing on the cake. Shuffling through his cards, he stops on one and leans forward.
"Your category is the 'People That Died Too Soon'. People can extend to not people. This should be a category near and dear to your heart, yes?"
The audience quiets down until a pin could have been heard dropping. Don't worry, Dean. The categories he has for the other side can be just as biting.
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"Always annoyingly clever, Dean. Big daddy is going to pick out a special card just for you."
The audience cheers in response, some whispering excitedly. If this is Death's show then everybody knows how irritable he is right now. Dean being here is just the icing on the cake. Shuffling through his cards, he stops on one and leans forward.
"Your category is the 'People That Died Too Soon'. People can extend to not people. This should be a category near and dear to your heart, yes?"
The audience quiets down until a pin could have been heard dropping. Don't worry, Dean. The categories he has for the other side can be just as biting.