[ He chuckles his deep, manly creepy chuckle as he hoists the bag from over his shoulder to sit on the ground. ]
Unfortunately the true weaponry is not on me and has been reserved for an interested customer, but I have things much better than medicine. In the context of Wonderland the easiest way to describe it is "magic." I do believe I have my-- aha!
[ Pulling out the David Tunic. ]
It may not be the armor you're used to, but it's deceptively good at protecting your body from harm. I also have some other items for defense that are equipped more with the mind than a physical manifestation, but I can see you're already having trouble ingesting all of this! So let me introduce you to the simplest item I can offer...
[ He whips out something that looks like a carnival ticket. ]
no subject
[ He chuckles his deep,
manlycreepy chuckle as he hoists the bag from over his shoulder to sit on the ground. ]Unfortunately the true weaponry is not on me and has been reserved for an interested customer, but I have things much better than medicine. In the context of Wonderland the easiest way to describe it is "magic." I do believe I have my-- aha!
[ Pulling out the David Tunic. ]
It may not be the armor you're used to, but it's deceptively good at protecting your body from harm. I also have some other items for defense that are equipped more with the mind than a physical manifestation, but I can see you're already having trouble ingesting all of this! So let me introduce you to the simplest item I can offer...
[ He whips out something that looks like a carnival ticket. ]
For minor injuries.