Ahaha, a skeptic! No, my dear Queen, all of my items do as I promise. [ he does jack up the prices but c'mon a man's gotta put sugar on the table. ]

Go ahead and try the Luck Ticket. If it's not to your satisfaction, I won't ask for payment. That's how much confidence I have that you will be impressed enough to do business with me in the future.

[ He moves to stand at the edge of his square to pass it over. If people keep questioning him, he's going to run out of Luck Tickets before long. The only good thing is that maybe they'll want some of his pricier merch. ]