"Cheesecake is doable. It's less of a mix thing, though, and you have to put it in the fridge and stuff." John wiggles the box he has. "Chocolate would be easier and faster, for your first time."
Don't wink, John, he's an angel, that's inappro-- oh God, you already winked, GOD.
"Anyway! This stuff is probably a little different since it's not the brand my dad usually bought." He's so glad the mansion agreed that Betty Crocker can go fuck right off. "But ummm, let's see."
John reads off the ingredients and their measurements and gathers the necessary supplies with Balthazar's help. Soon, he's even opening the box! They are making great progress. And then John realizes the box says Devil's food and sputters a little, dropping it.
"Uh-- um." He picks it up again, coughing in embarrassment. "So, uh, Devil's food is an okay flavor, right? It won't. Um. It won't kill you for some reason? Or like, summon Lucifer in here to, uh, I don't know, pitchfork us? He doesn't seem like a pitchfork kinda guy but I guess I haven't talked to him much. I just don't want you to get in trouble, I guess!" Then again, he could be in trouble too, if the gay stuff comes back to haunt him in the form of divine retribution by cake. He's pretty sure that'd be poetic somehow.
omg this got long i'm sorry
Don't wink, John, he's an angel, that's inappro-- oh God, you already winked, GOD.
"Anyway! This stuff is probably a little different since it's not the brand my dad usually bought." He's so glad the mansion agreed that Betty Crocker can go fuck right off. "But ummm, let's see."
John reads off the ingredients and their measurements and gathers the necessary supplies with Balthazar's help. Soon, he's even opening the box! They are making great progress. And then John realizes the box says Devil's food and sputters a little, dropping it.
"Uh-- um." He picks it up again, coughing in embarrassment. "So, uh, Devil's food is an okay flavor, right? It won't. Um. It won't kill you for some reason? Or like, summon Lucifer in here to, uh, I don't know, pitchfork us? He doesn't seem like a pitchfork kinda guy but I guess I haven't talked to him much. I just don't want you to get in trouble, I guess!" Then again, he could be in trouble too, if the gay stuff comes back to haunt him in the form of divine retribution by cake. He's pretty sure that'd be poetic somehow.